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PostModern: A Drinker’s Obituary
PostModern: A Drinker’s Obituary

I lied to you, just now.

Did you catch it?

See, I used to frequent every cocktail bar in town often enough to recognize when they had a staffing change. For the six-and-a-half years that I’ve lived in this city, the craft cocktail scene has consistently grown, and I’ve been watching with a big fucking smile on my face.

Order Among Chaos
Order Among Chaos

The problem with resetting a workshop is not in the work itself.

It’s that while the reset is happening, you can’t really work in it. Which means it stops being a workshop.

Yer’ A Hoarder, Harry!
Yer’ A Hoarder, Harry!

It's not that I have too much stuff. It's that I don't have enough shelves.

I mean, it is at least a little true. Yes, I have a habit of collecting tools, materials, parts, and projects, but all this bare wall space has been going to waste for years. And in those years, my horde has been haphazardly shoved into any nook or cranny I could find, after it was removed from the workspace it was cluttering up.

(I'm not a hoarder. You're a hoarder. How could you possibly throw away all of Creature’s treasures?)